Wooden Spoon
Demented Moles updates have been rare in the last couple of months. That's not
surprising though - I've had trouble mustering up the energy to talk about our terrible
season. However I think I have to say something about last night's game.
In short - we lost 10-3 to the Street Cafe, a team we used to beat more than they beat
us. Unfortunately the loss meant that we came last in our division, thus winning us the
wooden spoon.
Before the game started last night I had to fill in a sheet for the centre that asks if we
want to continue playing next season. I said yes, but I also scrawled across the
sheet "Please relegate us to Division 4, as we keep on getting crapper and crapper".
I'm not sure that's proper English, but I don't think they'll have too much trouble
catching my drift...