Vote for Rupert Some time ago I used to Watch Survivor So You Didn't Have To. After a while though the pressure was too great, and at the end of the previous season I stopped doing it. (For those who don't know - every week I sent out a recap of the week's episode, explaining what happened and cruelly mocking the contestants.)

Anyway, last night was the finale and Boston Rob and Amber got engaged, they were the final two contestants, and Amber won Survivor All-Star. (That has to have been one of the most boring finales of Survivor ever.) So does that make Amber the greatest Survivor contestant yet? No, of course she isn't. Her only survival skill is to find a man, dazzle him with her looks and get him to provide for her.

This time around, the producers are letting the public vote for one of the All-Star cast to receive $1million. If you've watched the last two seasons you know who the best Survivor contestant is. His name is Rupert. He is strong, compassionate, fair, good at fishing, works hard, smart, good at strategy. If anything, he's just a little too strong and too good, which is why he doesn't win. If ever someone deserved a million dollars for hanging out with numbnuts like Johnny Fairplay and Bahstan Rahb, it's Rupert. So vote for him. I did.  ¶ 8:57 AM